Hi, I’m Nine, and I used to be a Republican and a Catholic. Now I’m an American. LOC isn’t so much of a statement about my political leanings as it is about how much of a wierdo I can be. 
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Soviet Invasion Of Pungo Thwarted
July 31st, 2008 by Captain R. Hastings***THE FOLLOWING IS A PRESS RELEASE FROM THE PUNGO CITIZEN VOLUNTEER POLICE***
ROY HASTINGS OF THE PUNGO VOLUNTEER POLICE IS PLEASED TO REPORT THE THE ATTEMPTED INVASION OF PUNGO BY SOVIET AIRCRAFT WAS THWARTED THANKS TO THE SHODDY WORKMANSHIP OF THE AFOREMENTIONED AIRCRAFT. AS ALWAYS, THE PUNGO CITIZEN VOLUNTEER POLICE WILL LEND A HAND TO THE VIRGINIA BEACH POLICE DEPARTMENT WHEN DISASTER STRIKES.
TO PROTECT AND SERVICE.
CAPT. R. HASTINGS
PUNGO CITIZENS VOLUNTEER POLICE
