Last Day Excitement? Not So Much.
Friday, September 5th, 2008Loon here. Just wanted to let you know that the following post is funnier if you watch “Fargo” first and imagine me reading it in William H. Macy’s voice. You’ve been warned.
Last day of the Republican National Convention, the day the nominee is due to speak, and a march was planned from the Capitol to the convention center. It’s just Minnesota nice to let everybody know what time to show up for the civil disobedience, dontcha know, so we knew it would be at 4:00. We showed up a little early and brought a little hotdish for the protesters. You know, just to be polite. So it’s 4:00 then, and no protesters. 4:30 then 5:00, still no marching going on. We were staked out on 8th and Cedar, and could see people gathering on the Capitol green, but they were just kind of milling around like it was a Lutheran singles party in the church basement. Around 5:30, the riot police blocked off the far end of Cedar and it was apparent that the march would not be headed our way, so we headed over to Wabasha, then St.Peter and still no protesters. The hotdish has gone cold and we’re thinking “What the hey?” 6:00 and we can see the Capitol, and the squad cars, and the riot police, and the horsie cops, and the Synchronized Bicycle Corps, and SWAT and Pigs on Hogs. Nobody looks happy. So it’s long about sundown at 11th and St. Peter, we’re all looking at a line of riot police looking at us. One of them was pointing his percussion grenade rifle at us, and that didn’t seem very friendly, because hey, we just wanted a look at what was going on. All the protesters were still up at the Capitol with no way to get out, and we were on the other side of the bridge with no way to get over. All that planning and no one could get to anyone else. So, fizzle. Right about then we got read the Riot Act and were told to disperse. We weren’t rioting so much right then, it was more like 60 people waiting for a bus but, whatever. So we dispersed, as SuperFreeks will, to a nearby bar. So nothing happened, but it wasn’t a total loss

Hi, I’m Nine, and I used to be a Republican and a Catholic. Now I’m an American. LOC isn’t so much of a statement about my political leanings as it is about how much of a wierdo I can be. 



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