***THE FOLLOWING IS A PRESS RELEASE FROM THE PUNGO CITIZEN VOLUNTEER POLICE***

ROY HASTINGS OF THE PUNGO VOLUNTEER POLICE IS PLEASED TO REPORT THE THE ATTEMPTED INVASION OF PUNGO BY SOVIET AIRCRAFT WAS THWARTED THANKS TO THE SHODDY WORKMANSHIP OF THE AFOREMENTIONED AIRCRAFT. AS ALWAYS, THE PUNGO CITIZEN VOLUNTEER POLICE WILL LEND A HAND TO THE VIRGINIA BEACH POLICE DEPARTMENT WHEN DISASTER STRIKES.

TO PROTECT AND SERVICE.

CAPT. R. HASTINGS
PUNGO CITIZENS VOLUNTEER POLICE

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Kenny Anderson was at his usual dining spot in Wilkesboro, N.C., when an out-of-control minivan smashed through the window he was sitting by and sent him and his booth flying. Mostly unhurt, he said, “All of a sudden, everything was on top of me.”

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A flower-laden U.S. cargo plane headed for Miami crashed near the Colombian capital on Monday, killing two people on the ground, according to local authorities.

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Authorities say the lone survivor of a mid-air crash of two medical helicopters has died at a hospital in Flagstaff, Ariz.

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The crash of a small plane near Las Vegas has killed four people and started a fire that is threatening homes.

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A helicopter search team has found three bodies and the wreckage of a Cessna plane missing since Tuesday in a forest reserve.

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Scott Kalitta died Saturday when his Funny Car crashed and burst into flames during qualifying for the Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park.

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