Amy Winehouse ‘may have brain damage after two drug overdoses’ | Mail Online.
Look, she may in fact be a great talent. So was Janis Jopin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, and Kurt Cobain. So was Chris Farley, and John Belushi. They’re all dead, so what was HER glitch?
Personally, I *think* she’s a hack, destined to be a reciprocal translator for Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, Keith Richards, and Ozzy Osbourne. Rosetta Stone ought to make an edition for this niche, cuz it’s growing exponentially.
I will always remember the words of Denis Leary. “Stevie Ray Vaughn is dead, and we can’t get these fuckers on a plane?!?!” WHY ARE THEY ALIVE?
“John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko’s right there, not ONE FUCKING BULLET. EXPLAIN IT TO ME, GOD.”
And thus, Amy Winehouse becomes the lead sponsor for Depends, Ensure, and Gerber’s Strained Pea Baby Food.
NO. NO. NO.
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