Posts Tagged ‘FAIL.’

Anne Rice on Her New Memoir, Finding God, and Ditching Vampires

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Anne Rice on Her New Memoir, Finding God, and Ditching Vampires — Vulture — Entertainment & Culture Blog — New York Magazine.

If there’s one thing Anne Rice is good for these days, it’s pissing off all the folks that she was able to fool into thinking she was a good writer.

Great, another book you won’t be reading!

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Zimbabwe unity cabinet talks fail

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe and new Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai fail to agree on a unity cabinet.

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McCain Wins Debate ?

Friday, September 26th, 2008

McCain Wins Debate - The Fix.

Apparently, there are web ads springing up claiming that McCain has won tonight’s debate, a little less than 9 hours before the debate is scheduled to begin.  Rick Davis is even quoted as saying “John McCain won, hands down.”

So, if you win a debate 9 hours before the start of a debate you wanted to duck in the first place…

No, wait…if a tree falls in the woods, does David Letterman hear it?

No, that’s not right either…

ARE YOU HIGH?

Yeah.  That’s it.

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Because I Can

Friday, September 26th, 2008

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Breaking: McCain IS attending debate

Friday, September 26th, 2008

MSNBC confirms that McCain will be attending the debate, despite his stance yesterday that he needed to suspend his campaign, and that he would not attend the debate unless there was a deal.

There is no deal. There’s nothing close to a deal.

What there is, is a tragic error the likes Shakespeare couldn’t dream of writing. Likely McCain has come to that decision himself. No doubt he has also come to the realization that he’s done more damage then good in this situation.

Funny. I’ve been waiting for a stroke inducing temper moment out of Johnnycakes, but the more that I think about it, I think this was the moment the wheels came off the wagon.

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Google: Great Job. T-Mo, You Fail.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

There’s a lot to like about the G1. Really. Additionally, there’s going to BE a lot to like about the G1, once the open source jedis get their mitts on it and write apps.

But T-Mobile just killed the buzz in one sentence:

Data: If your total data usage in any billing cycle is more than 1GB, your data throughput for the remainder of that cycle may be reduced to 50 kbps or less.

Hi, we’re T-Mobile, and we’re upgrading to 3G! YEAH. And this new phone that you’ve been waiting for? It’s 3G! DOUBLE YEAH! It’s gonna be like driving on the Autobahn….
…except, if you go over 100 mph more than ten times in a month, we’ll cut you down to being in the slow lane behind the little old lady in the Caprice Classic with the left turn signal blinking for the last 50 miles.

Seems to me that T-Mo made a bad decision to have a 3g iphone competitor in time for the holidays, but no 3g Network to back it up. But folks that buy this phone are going to want to USE THE TUBES. So, how fast does it take to get 1gb on a 3g phone?

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Irony: Microsoft ‘I’m a PC’ Ads Were Created Using a Mac

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

Irony: Microsoft ‘I’m a PC’ Ads Were Created Using a Mac.

Ironic?  Yes.

The real question is, does this qualify as a FAIL, or an EPIC FAIL?

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Nine Inch Fails

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Nine Inch Fails

I would’ve thought that Trent was a Mac guy…

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Lawsuit alleges Nvidia hid chip defects

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Investor complaint claims Nvidia’s worth was reduced by $3 billion because of misrepresentations about failure rates of graphics chips.

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Amy Winehouse: Next Member Of The Gerber Club

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Amy Winehouse ‘may have brain damage after two drug overdoses’ | Mail Online.

Look, she may in fact be a great talent.  So was Janis Jopin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, and Kurt Cobain.  So was Chris Farley, and John Belushi.  They’re all dead, so what was HER glitch?

Personally, I *think* she’s a hack, destined to be a reciprocal translator for Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, Keith Richards, and Ozzy Osbourne. Rosetta Stone ought to make an edition for this niche, cuz it’s growing exponentially.

I will always remember the words of Denis Leary.  “Stevie Ray Vaughn is dead, and we can’t get these fuckers on a plane?!?!”  WHY ARE THEY ALIVE?

“John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko’s right there, not ONE FUCKING BULLET.  EXPLAIN IT TO ME, GOD.”

And thus, Amy Winehouse becomes the lead sponsor for Depends, Ensure, and Gerber’s Strained Pea Baby Food.

NO.  NO.  NO.

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