He’s gone, but George Carlin is still making people laugh. His new album, due out July 29, may be his best ever, some say.

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Look, I can’t completely blame you pussies for feeling bummed. Imagine how bummed I was! I hung out for a bit, watched some of the tributes. (Colbert. Love THAT guy! ChoCho…Jeeeeeesus). So, I was somewhat touched by the genuine love other folks I basically breastfed on comedy come out of the system.

However, I want you to think for a second of my complete oveure. My entire body of work. When you do that, and compare it to the outpouring of grief and love and biscuits and grave that’s pouring out of the maws of some of these pissants on TV and the Radio, only one thing should come out of your mouth. Ironically, it’s probably the same thing that fell out of my mouth too often.

FUCK YOU.

Everybody dies, man! Everybody dies. It’s a natural progression. It’s the way things are. It’s a “Circle Of Life” Kind of thing. And by the way, FUCK WALT DISNEY FOR THAT BULLLLLSHIT.

The tributes and the grief..you don’t get it, do ya? That’s all for you people. It certainly isn’t for me! It’s a defense mechanism. It’s how you all make yourselves feel better, by picking out the things you remember fondly about (insert name here) so you can REMEMBER HIM IN A NICE WAY. The time you caught him balls deep in the llama never quite comes up at the eulogy, does it?

“I walked in, and there he was, standing on a milk bucket.” Never anything you want to hear at a funeral, right?

What the fuck do I care? I’M DEAD, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Wanna remember me in a nice way? Then next time you hear something not quite right, or see something not quite right, then say something about it. Take it, and turn it, and twist it, and then walk up to the guy, and kick him right in the nuts. I’ll be watching. And, I’ll be laughing.

At you, dickweed. At you.

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I think that the assassinations of the Kennedy’s and Martin Luther King showed that all of the wishing and hoping and holding hands and humming and signing petitions and licking envelopes is a bit futile.

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Dashcast 19

Carlin.

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Here’s a short selection of George Carlin’s best YouTube flicks (with the exception of 7 Words You Can’t Say on Television, posted separately). If you’re a fan, I know you’ll enjoy them; if you’re one of the uninitiated, well, better late than never.

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Legendary comedian George Carlin passed away Sunday night at the age of 71. He will be missed, but never forgotten.

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