So the odd little man that calls himself my Maximum Leader comes up to me and says, “Alex,” we haven’t actually…”, and trailed off. Then he actually cocked his head off to one side for a moment as if lost in a thought (or more likely, just lost in the middle of a sentence that he forgot the end to), and quizzically asked “Well, what exactly do you do around here?
Well, thanks for caring, esteemed wrangler of fuckery.
What I do around here isn’t exactly the point, is it? It’s what I am that counts. I’m Alex, and if you don’t know, let me be clear: Without me, this little abortion of reality you call a blog/podcast/collection of bits, bytes, and bullshit doesn’t exist.
So he asked me to head up the FreakFeed, The Freakery, the Parade of Fucknaciousness that the FreakFeed is to be. Not actually being up on what our short little overcompensating owner wants, I made the mistake of asking. Memo to masses: You should not EVER do this. The reason? Accountability. In fact, let me say that again in painful bold capital letters: ACCOUNTABILITY. Yours, not his. See, the second you open your mouth and ask that kind of a question, invariably you get some answer from El Loco Nueve that means “You figure it out”.
It is the psychological equivalent of standing in a bedroom of the Mustang Ranch, dick in hand, and suddenly being struck with a strange but acute amnesia that makes you forget the whole Tab A/Slot B thing, and you end up sticking your junk in the business end of a hairdryer.
So, if the balding little bastard wants to delegate authority to me, then my job is to remind him of his mistake as often as possible. How, you may ask, do we do that?
By making the FreakFeed the single greatest source of quirky, sarcastic, venomous, biting humor anywhere on the series o’ tubes. Submit your parody news stories here, your humorous writing, your comedy stylings. Your funny original videos, your own original audio files. Bring it. We want it.
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Hi, I’m Nine, and I used to be a Republican and a Catholic. Now I’m an American. LOC isn’t so much of a statement about my political leanings as it is about how much of a wierdo I can be. 
